Ladies, this is the C string. No word of a lie - apparently its the new thing. This is an alternative to the pesky tan lines caused by actual bikini bottoms on the beach. Words cannot describe how awful this looks. It actually looks like a pink sanitary towel stuck to your nether regions. I haven't seen the back of it but one can only imagine that it involves string tinier then a string of dental floss.
I haven't come face to..... with one of these and I hope I never do. I urge you to re-think this and consider Florence Welch rocking a more serious pant on the beach. CONSIDER IT. LOOK AT IT AND NOW BACK AWAY FROM THE C STRING....
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