Talk Like a Pirate Day

It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!   A word of caution to those of us who have spouses or partners.  Getting your loved one to make you dinner with: "Avast ye scurvy weasel.  Get below deck and peel me some taters fer grub?" May be LESS than effective.  Right Abby? So, what's for Supper? Something on a plank?  (no, too predictable) Hardtack? (no,  I got that on my